Dominique Strauss Kahn Says He Had No Idea All The Chicks At His Sex Parties Were Prostitutes

Gawker – Dominique Strauss-Kahn, the ex-IMF chief and disgraced French stereotype who escaped rape charges in New York City in 2011, is now being accused of aggravated pimping for his participation in a series of wild sex parties that often employed the talents of prostitutes. DSK, whose wife left him last year after her husband became embroiled in one-too-many sex scandals, doesn’t dispute that the sex romps took place, but he denies knowing the women who attended to him were prostitutes. As if to say, “Monsieur, how was I to understand that these beautiful young gamines weren’t sleeping with my 64-year-old lecherous ass out of genuine attraction?” The parties, which sound not unlike Italian politician Silvio Berlusconi’s infamous “bunga bunga” bashes, have been the subject of a year-long investigation, according to the New York Daily News. “Pimping” under French law can mean anything that encourages the act of prostitution. DSK’s lawyer has said of the charges, “We’re sending someone to court for nothing.” If convicted, DSK faces up to 10 years in prison and a fine of about $2 million.

You know what? I believe him, yo. Guy is top 5 cockiest people on the planet earth. I think it is absolutely plausible that your boy DSK thought that tons of normal, consenting, non-professional chicks wanted to fuck him. I think he just went to his sex parties every night being like “These parties are fucking awesome. I get laid every single time by at least 5 or 6 chicks.” Thats just the type of confidence and swagger DSK rolls with. I don’t wanna come across like I’m supporting this rapist. But I’m just saying if you want my honest opinion, I think he’s telling the truth about these whores. Strap him up to a polygraph and I bet you he can say with a straight face and a calm heartbeat he just thinks average chicks love his dick and love gangbanging him.