Doctor Claims He Can Make Tits Bigger Through Hypnosis

Daily Mail- Ever since she lost 14st three years ago, Ashley Weller had been unhappy about the size of her breasts. But as a single mother with three children, she couldn’t afford plastic surgery. So when the 26-year-old heard about a hypnotherapist who said she could make her bust bigger simply by thinking about it, she decided to give it a go – even though it seemed too good to be true. Unlikely as it sounds, Miss Weller claims the treatment worked, boosting her bra size by three cups from a 36C to a 36E. Her hypnotherapist, Felix Economakis, claims he cleared psychological blocks in her mind that were stopping her breasts from growing.  Mr Economakis, a chartered psychologist, said: ‘The mind basically controls the body and if you know how to work with the mind you can get it to make changes in the body. ‘We know emotions affect the body. When people get stressed they get headaches, for example. ‘Using hypnosis, I can work directly with the mind. I speak to the part that controls hormones to encourage growth. ‘There are many reasons for these blocks, for instance, during puberty women associate big breasts with unwanted male attention when they were not emotionally ready. ‘When I heard about the hypno boob job I felt excited and wanted to give it a go. I was sceptical about it at first and it took me a while to get my head around it.’ ‘I didn’t notice any change straight away. It wasn’t until the second session when I noticed my bra felt tight.’

Really makes you realize how stupid broads are huh? All these flat girls running around buying expensive push up bras and having surgery and spending thousands of dollars for boobs. Its all in your head idiots! Don’t you know the reason you have small tits is because you’re subliminally afraid of having big tits? Thats like Psychology and/or Titology 101. Stressed out at work? Thats an A-cup. Depressed because you have small tits? Well thats just gonna lead to even smaller tits. Mind over matter you simpletons. Thats why you always see sluts with big tits. Because they’re slutty and happy and don’t have a care in the world. And then since they have big tits they get more attention, which allows them to be more slutty, which makes them even happier and relaxed, which leads to even more titty growth. You see what we have here? Its a self fulfilling prophecy of big tits. All you uptight broads are flatter than a board because you’re always nervous and stressed about some shit. Just give Felix Economakis 1,500 bucks, take a nap, relax, and grow some titties.

PS – If you don’t think I’ve already googled “dick growth hypnosis” you are outside of your mind.

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