Chick Training For Zero Gravity Sex To Be The First Porn Star In Space

Huff Po – Sometime in March 2014, an adult actress hopes to make one small step for porn and one giant step for pornkind. Coco Brown, 34, who, using that name as well as “Honey Love,” has starred in porn epics like “Big Booty Bomb 2,” “Sugarwalls Slop Shots” and “It Don’t Matter, Just Don’t Bite 5″ is now in the Netherlands training to become the first adult star and the second African America woman to take the journey into that final frontier. Brown, who is based in Germany, said the opportunity to go where no porn star has gone before is being provided by SpaceXC, a private company in the Netherlands attempting to make private space travel viable by Spring of next year. “I was at a luncheon in Berlin and I was specially invited and they were talking about going into space,” Brown told The Huffington Post during a recent interview at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas. “It’s that simple.” Brown is paying $100,000 for the privilege of being one of the first private citizens into space and, for her money, she will go up about 62 miles above the Earth surface. If she passes the training, that is. “I have to do Zero G gravity training,” she explained. “That’s where an aircraft takes you up 30,000 feet and then drops like it’s going to have an air crash to about 15,000 feet. Then you have zero gravity. They do it at certain intervals and then levels off being dropped and then you feel different types of gravity.”

First of all, “Sugarwalls Slop Shots” is far and away the greatest porn title of all time. I don’t think there’s anything even close to that. So I kind of understand why she’s going to such great lengths to fuck in space. Because with Sugarwalls Slop Shots, Coco Brown already conquered porn on earth. Whats she gonna do? Mail it in and make Big Booty Bomb 3? For sure not. Its almost like getting Phil Jackson to come out of retirement  in a way. He’s only gonna do it if its a challenge and its worth his time and can actually add to his already legendary resume. Not just gonna go through the motions for the sake of working.

Nope, once you’ve starred in Sugarwalls Slop Shots the next logical step and really your only choice is to take your ebony talents to outer space. Only question is though, what are you gonna call it? Originally I thought “Zero G Spot Gravity” or something to that effect was a layup. But I think given Coco Brown’s make up the choice here is clear. Keep it real simple and just call it:

Black Holes.

PS – Sugarwalls Slop Shots looks like it might be the single most disgusting porno of all time. (NSFW link to screencaps and description)