Chick Rents Out Her Tits To Gay Couples Who Want To Breast Feed Their Kid

Daily Mail - A French mother is offering to hire out her breasts to gay couples are unable to breast-feed their own babies. The 29-year-old nurse is advertising her services as a health benefit to newborns – and demands €20 (£17) an hour for the feeding sessions. And while her unorthodox offer may seem like a practical joke, she insists she is deadly serious and demands that any potential customers must be too. The classified advert was posted on e-loue, a website offering goods and services for rent, by a user calling herself ‘cecilia232′ who lives in the Parisian suburb of Boulogne. It reads: ‘I am a young mother in good health, a trained nurse aged 29, and I am renting my breasts to suckle newborns. In one day, I can offer your baby up to a dozen feeds. ‘Gay male couples do not have a chance to breast-feed their babies – however, breast-feeding helps improve babies’ health. Mother’s milk provides comprehensive nourishment. ‘Contact me through this site – those who are not serious should stay away.’ She is charging €100 for a full day of feeding, or €500 for a week’s nursing.

Titties for rent. Brilliant. I expected this idea to come out of the good old US of A. Nothing more American than renting your tits out to homos. Its straight up capitalism. Supply and demand. Theres a void of milk wagons in the gay community. They will pay a premium for said wagons. Fill the void. Satisfy the demand. Adam Smith’s Invisible Hand would cop a feel of this chick’s titties.

Her only misstep here is the pricing. 100 bucks for a day, 500 for a week. What is this a fucking open bar? Charge a cover and drink as much titty as you possibly can? Fuck that. This ain’t no bottomless buffet. Some of these little adopted gay fuckers can probably drink their body weight in breast milk. Some fat kid might suck your titty dry in a day. Drink 200 bucks worth of milk when he only paid for a hundred. Charge by the ounce or by the minute or something. Or at least limit the open bar on your tits to like 2 hours.

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PS – If some little kid can pay money to suck on tits theres no way paying a chick to put your D in her V should be illegal. All just renting out your body for services.