Chick Drops $25,000 On Plastic Surgery To Look Like Jennifer Lawrence

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Jezebel – A woman underwent six surgeries in order to make herself look more like Oscar-winner Jennifer Lawrence, spending upwards of $25,000 in the process. According to ABC’s Nightline, a Texan woman identified as “Kitty” said she appreciatesLawrence’s “spunky and fun” personality and called the actress’ body “banging.” Which is obviously enough of a reason to undergo major surgery to look like a person!

A 30-year-old dog trainer, a wife and mother to a 5-year-old daughter, Kitty embarked on a four-week odyssey in February at First Surgical Hospital in Houston, Texas.

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Kitty underwent $25,000 worth of surgeries — minus a discount from the doctor for appearing on television — which included liposuction to her face and body, a breast augmentation, rhinoplasty and fat grafts to her cheeks and buttocks. The entire procedure took six hours and her recovery took a several weeks.

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Kitty says that over the last few years, the more famous Jennifer Lawrence has become, the more she has heard from friends and strangers about her resemblance to the actress.

“I am a strong woman…I am in charge of how I look and I can change that and then change that again if I want,” she said. “I’m not trying to look like Pamela Anderson here during her ‘Baywatch’ days. I’m trying to look like a very capable, very personal level-headed female who is an Academy Award winner.”

I’m so sick of the Jennifer Lawrence craze. Bitches fucking sweat this chick. I mean I don’t wanna be a hater but, ah fuck it, just kidding I’m Hater of The Year. You’d think Jennifer Lawrence was like the hottest chick of all time and on her way to being the first female president or some shit. Let me tell you the exact reason why chicks suck Jennifer Lawrence’s dick – she’s hot, but she’s not that hot. She’s not like Victoria’s Secret hot or Sports Illustrated hot. Normal girls are contractually obligated to hate those smokes since they completely wreck the curve and skew the expectations and perception of men everywhere. Any chick who’s real skinny and sexy has to be declared a slut by the female collection. Its a rule. But Jennifer Lawrence kinda has a round face and looks average but she’s still hot but she doesn’t do anything too risque and she wins awards so girls can like her without feeling like they support some slutty talentless chick.

And then the second half is that Jennifer Lawrence has the whole world duped into thinking she’s some clumsy, normal girl. “Oh look at me I fell down at an Awards Show for the 5th straight year! Let me tell you some wacky little anecdote about how I’m just a girl next door! I’m just like you guys!” And girls everywhere fall for her shtick. They can think about the time they fell down or the time they were star struck or blah blah blah. She’s just like me! Gimme a break. Its the same thing as Taylor Swift pretending to be surprised when she wins her 87th Grammy in a row. All just an act except J Law’s is working. Well I see right through you, Jennifer. You’re phony and if it wasn’t for that Seaward Anne Hathaway playing your foil you wouldn’t be shit. Anybody can be well liked when you get compared to that wet blanket.

PS – Hey Kitty you need a refund. $25,000 and all you got is a big square jaw with some chipmunk cheeks.

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