Chesty, The New Marine Corps Mascot, Just Killing It On The Red Carpet

ABC News – Chesty, future Marine Corps mascot, sits on the red carpet in front of the Home of the Commandants waiting to meet Bonnie Amos, wife of Gen. James F. Amos, commandant of the Marine Corps during a visit to Marine Barracks Washington, D.C., Feb. 14, 2013. (Sgt. Dengrier M. Baez/U.S. Marine Corps)

I have a question – if you had Chesty at your disposal, is there any woman in the world you couldn’t fuck? I don’t think theres one woman on the planet who could resist Chesty and his owner. A floppy, smushy, bulldog puppy who also happens to be a Marine? Christ almighty thats the ultimate chick magnet concoction right there. The girls may end up banging Chesty himself. Just go straight to doggie style because Chesty is just that goddam cute. If Chesty plays his cards right he may end up having sex with more human women than I have. Like shooting fish in a freaking barrel when you’re a cute bulldog Marine.

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