Bird Shits Directly In The Mouth Of Man U’s Ashley Young

Honestly what the FUCK are the chances of this happening? Out of all the birds in the world and all the surface area on the entire planet earth, one shits directly into the 1 or 2 inch opening that is your mouth. There’s a reason why people say its good luck if a bird shits on you, because its literally the most unlucky thing that can happen to a human so people just try to spin it the opposite way to make you feel better. And that goes times a BILLION for when it goes right in your mouth.

Shout out to Angus for the vine

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