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Anthony Weiner's Dick Resurfaces, His Alias When Sexting Online Was Carlos Danger

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Business InsiderNew York City mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner confirmed the authenticity of new lewd, sexually charged online chats and photos that were posted by a nightlife website over the past day. Nightlife site “The Dirty” posted images and conversations that allegedly came from Weiner to a 22-year-old woman under the pseudonym “Carlos Danger.” “I said that other texts and photos were likely to come out, and today they have,” Weiner said in a statement released by his campaign Tuesday afternoon.

Charlie Danger! What a fucking nickname. To be perfectly honest Tony Weiner is probably the best online predator alias I can think of but if thats actually your real name and you need a pseudonym for  safety purposes, Carlos Danger is very, very hard to beat. Its got it all. Obviously has danger. It has mystery. It has Latin intrigue. Its perfect. I mean lets be honest if you’re a 22 year old chick would you rather imagine you’re sexting with a middle aged Jew politician? Or Carlos Danger the Latin King of Cock? Its a no brainer. It automatically challenges Mike Vick’s Ron Mexico. It will 100% be incorporated into fantasy sports team names. Chuck Danger. Top 5 Alias ever.

And I don’t know shit about Anthony Weiner’s politics. And its a little suspect that he keeps consistently getting caught creeping on chicks and sending pictures of his cock all over. But goddam it the dude is dedicated to the game. Carlos Danger is straight up addicted to making chicks wet via various internet interaction. 1-900-hustler shit.