51% Of Women Say They Don't Groom Their Pubic Hair At All

Daily Mail - It’s news that will allow women to save a small fortune on bikini waxing trips, Immac cream and razorblades: pubic hair is back in vogue. More and more ladies are shunning heavy-duty intimate grooming in favour of maintaining a more natural look, which men say they do in fact prefer on their partners. In a backlash against the bald Barbie look, 51 per cent of women do not style or groom their pubic hair, while 45 per cent admit to no longer being bothered to continue with their hair-removal regime. Moreover, 62 per cent say their partner prefers them to be au naturel downstairs, according to a survey by UK Medix.  Celebrities including Gwyneyth Paltrow (who has admitted ‘rocking a 70s vibe down there’) and Lady Gaga (who requested a mannequin with full pubic hair on tour) have recently admitted to preferring a more hirsute look down below, and many of us are following suit. Writing in the Telegraph, Beverly Turner credited Times columnist Caitlin Moran’s feminist bible How To Be A Woman with encouraging women to sport the natural look rather than that of the typically bald porn star.

I’m gonna say this once and one time only ladies, so listen the fuck up:

Pussy hair is never, ever, ever, ever going to be “in style.”

Shaving and waxing your vagina is not a fad. Its not a phase. That shit should be permanent for the rest of eternity. Same thing goes for long hair. Having long hair will absolutely always and forever be sexier than having short hair. Thats not to say that you can’t be pretty with short hair. Halle Berry has been one of the hottest women ever with short hair. However, what I am telling you is that you will be hotter with long hair. Its a scientific fact long hair will always be more attractive than short hair.

Its no different with a smooth shaved punani vs a giant bush. You may think its “natural.” Cosmo magazine may tell you its en vogue. Fucking Gwyneyth Paltrow can have an afro puff on top of her clit. None of that matters. I am telling you that 99% of dudes want a chick with no pubic hair. At the very most a tiny landing strip. And anything more than that is fucking nasty. 1 out of every 100 dudes will say some weird shit about how they think girls with shaved pussies are like “little girls” and he “wants a real woman” or something like that. Whatever you say, bro. You’re the one who’s thinking about little girls, you pedophile. All the normal guys out there just want a smooth, clean P. So, 49% of you, keep doing what you’re doing. And to the 51% who don’t groom, just know that you’re disappointing men everywhere.

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PS – Seriously fuck the “its natural” argument. You know what else is natural? Leg hair and armpit hair and no make up and no sexy clothes or push up bras or slutty high heels. Everything else that everyone finds hot is artificial but now you’re trying to tell me 62% of dudes out there prefer an artificial look? Get the fuck out of here. 62% of men surveyed were afraid to admit they hate their girlfriend’s hairy vagina so they lied about it.