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You Mean To Tell Me The Guy With the 69 Tattooed on His Throat Was Arrested For Showing People Pictures of His Dick on the Metro?

SLAUGHTER

Post – Metro Transit Police arrested a 22-year-old District man they’ve deemed a “cell phone flasher” after he allegedly showed Red Line riders inappropriate pictures of himself. Steven Andrew Slaughter is charged for lewd acts and for an assault that occurred in January along the Red Line. Police said between Jan. 14-23, Slaughter allegedly approached several female Red Line riders as they waited for trains and showed them “a lewd photograph of himself on his cell phone screen.” In some instances, Slaughter approached victims and claimed he was soliciting donations for a charitable youth group, police said. After giving the victim a brochure, he would then “flash inappropriate pictures” from his cell phone, according to Metro officials. One of the incidents occurred at Union Station and another at Metro Center. Metro spokesman Dan Stessel said transit police were able to catch Slaughter after connecting witness statements and pulling footage from the high definition cameras in the rail system. Police then linked Slaughter to two cases in 2013 that also involved inappropriate behavior on Metro. In 2013, Slaughter was arrested and charged for masturbating on a Red Line train. He also faced a second charge of simple assault that same year for allegedly lifting a woman’s skirt at the Woodley Park station. Slaughter pleaded guilty to those charges on Jan. 4, and was sentenced Feb. 7, to one year of supervised probation. A D.C. judge also ordered Slaughter to stay off Metro, “except for travel to court or case-related activity,” according to Metro Transit Police. As part of his plea deal, Metro officials said, prosecutors agreed to not charge Slaughter in another incident from July 2013, where he allegedly sat in front of a female passenger on a Metrobus and masturbated. In the latest case, Slaughter faces two counts of contempt of court because the alleged incidents took place while the “stay away” order was in effect, Metro officials said. He also faces one count of simple assault for allegedly “spitting on a Good Samaritan” who tried to help a victim he allegedly was harassing aboard a Red Line train, Metro said.

Read everything I bolded again. This guy is the most relentless, most focused and driven public masterbater of all time. A prodigy in the public wanking game. What sucks is he is legit addicted to this type of thing. It’s a rush for him. So you gotta kinda feel bad. Some people get addicted to video games, some people to betting D3 football games, some people to scratchy lottery tickets. Not this poor guy. He has the wires in his brain all tangled up and developed a rush from showing unsuspecting people his mule.

And then he was like “shit, I got caught too many times, I need to switch it up”. So BOOM! take a look at my cell phone dick pics! Classic. I love the planning he put into it too. This guy is so dedicated to showing people his dick, he printed pamphlets to draw people in before showing them his crank. You never, ever see that coming. That’s next level on top of next level type shit. You have to respect his dedication to the craft. The 69 tattoo is his jersey, and showing the world his schlong is his sport. A first ballot hall of famer if I’ve ever seen one.