Who Is The Best South Park Character - Cartman Or Randy?

Nate11/20/2014 6:20 PM

I’ve had this discussion quite a few times, and I think it’s about time I blogged it so you, the people, can have your say and we can settle this debate once and for all. It’s a simple question with a complicated answer- who is the best South Park character – Eric Cartman or Randy Marsh? Now, we all agree it’s one of the two, no question about it. I’m not even sure there is anyone who thinks otherwise to be honest. The question is though, who is the best? If you had to go through every episode, who comes out on top?

Is it Cartman, the kid who tricked Butters into going into hiding so he can go to Casa Bonita, who took a shit on Mr Garrison’s desk, bought Cartmanland and didn’t let anyone else in, who learned German and tried to kill all the Jews, and made Scott Tenorman eat his own parents?

Or is it Randy? The alcoholic, who made his balls big enough to bounce around on, who fights anyone about anything, a member of the Hare Club for Men, not a big fan of…naggers, and is actually Lorde.

The thing that makes it such a tough argument to decide is at the beginning of the show Cartman was truly ridiculous and over the top, while Randy was more of a normal dad. From the first few seasons, you wouldn’t have expected him to ever be in this discussion. While Cartman has stayed consistently amazing,

Randy has been so much more over the top and absurd as the series has gone by.

The above Vine is from last night’s episode and I think it might have finally put Randy over Cartman for me…I think. I really don’t know. I love Cartman, but Randy is so fucking ridiculous too.

So what do you say? Vote 1 if you love the fat boy, Vote 10 for Lorde ya ya ya.