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Trump's Pronunciation Of "Tanzania" Makes Way More Sense Than The Real One

 

I saw this and was like woah, that actually makes a tonnnn of sense. If Trump a fool? Sure. Should he be our next president? Probably not. But does his pronunciation of Tanzania as “Tan-zay-nia” make way more sense than “Tan-zuh-knee-uh”? Absolutely, unequivocally yes. To the point where I’m not sure why it isn’t always pronounced like that. And Tanzania, as a country, just got much cooler. They need to adopt that pronunciation ASAP. I want to fly over their and Tanzania it up. This is the best thing to happen to them since Portnoy cured Malaria. I thought I was out on Trump and now he’s pulled me back in. Won all 5 states last night, completely reformed the country of Tanzania today, can’t wait to see what rabbit he pulls out of his hat tomorrow.