Today In Sharks: Diver Leaves His Cage To High Five a Massive Man-Eating Shark

So this was the top story on Reddit today. Just a dude high-fiving the biggest fucking shark of all time. Does he have a death wish? That was ridiculous. He saw gun fire and walked right towards it, but even worse, it wasn’t gun fire, it was a shark. Unbelievable how big that thing is.

I’m trying to find the words to say that accurately explains how bewildered I am that a guy left his cage to high five that thing. Unreal.