This Preschool Graduate Kid Just Wants To Be Motherfucking Batman

When you know what you want to be, you know what you want to be. Some stupid assholes probably said bullshit jobs like firefighter or teacher or doctor. Not my man Jathan Muhar. Kid knows what he wants. Had I been asked in preschool what I wanted to be, I woulda said the most donnybrooking blogger in the DC metro area. Mission, accomplished. So no doubt this kid will grow up to be Batman.

Post Script: What’s up with the full gown/hat/everything for fucking preschool graduation? Is that shit for real? I remember my last day of preschool cause I have a silly memory. We had to bring in wrapped presents then we chose a new one. I got the generic brand of playdoh. Not real playdoh, but the Rose Art or whatever it was brand. It fucking SUCKED. I was heated. So I tried to mix it with my real playdoh (I know, brags that I had the real deal at home) and it fucked it up. The shit didn’t mix at all. So then I was all out of playdoh. If I ever find out what preschool asshole parent cheaped out on the playdoh, I’ll be so rich off them they won’t even know what hit them.