This Old Bat Who Won The Lottery Can Kick Rocks

Guardian - So when the 80-year-old found out earlier this month that she had won C$50m in the lottery, she was stumped for ideas on what she might do with all the money. “For my family, it’s going to help them out a lot,” she said. “For me, I’m too old for this. I would have liked to have won this 20 or 30 years ago.”

When pressed by reporters, she said she might replace her 11-year-old car. “I think I’ll buy an SUV, something a little higher for me to get in and out of,” she said. “That will be the big purchase.”

Beyond that, she said little else would change. “Money doesn’t mean a whole bunch to me. I had hard times,” she said. With a laugh, she added, “Maybe not now.”

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If there is one thing that I know as a fact, it’s that there is literally no such thing as “too old to win the lottery”. That’s the biggest pile of horse shit I’ve ever heard, and I’ve heard people say they like living in Philly. Winning the lottery at any age is the dream. It’s all anyone wants in this world. So for this woman to be bitching about winning the lottery it drives me to the brink of insanity. Who the fuck wins the lottery and then complains about it?

I’m so god damn offended by her it’s ridiculous. I live my life with the goal and dream to win the lotto. It’s all I think about 24/7. When I buy a ticket I spend my day thinking about my new house, my new boat, my new life, the 10’s I’m going to bang, the whole kitten kabootle. So when she says “I would have liked to have won this 20 or 30 years ago”…uhhhh boo hoo? You’re 80, not 110. There’s still juice left in the tank. Go nuts, Granny. Go fucking nuts. 80 years old or 40 years old, 50 million dollars can get you whatever you want in life. So either live it up and hire Glenny Balls to dance for you, or give me the money.

PS: WOUUUUULLLLLDDDDDD.