This Guy Who Wears A Homemade Oriole Bird Furry Costume Makes Me Very Uncomfortable
Living on the Internet, not much can make me feel uncomfortable. Guys who pretend to be girls to stalk bloggers, a video of a kid holding a fish and jerking off his friend with it, and grown men who make homemade furry costumes and go in public. That’s pretty much the trifecta. There’s no excusing security letting whatever is under that travesty of a furry costume into public. Unless it’s John Cena underneath and it’s an elaborate Make a Wish, this is terrifying and there’s no place for it.
I think I can go ahead and write tomorrow’s blog. “Does this look like the face of a girl kidnapped by a fake Orioles bird?”
