The Rock Is Still Not Skipping Leg Day

Really bro? Really? I get it, you go to the gym. Don’t need to rub it in my face. Nobody likes Mr. “I go to the gym and I’m crazy swole and I take a picture and let everyone know it” guy. But at the same time, and you’re a liar if you don’t agree with this, if I looked like The Rock, I’d be doing the same thing. Just flaunting it in everyone’s faces. Making everyone look at my guns and dancing on their weak little graves. But since I’m lazy and don’t go to the gym, I sit here and bitch about how in shape he is instead of taking it upon myself to do something about my muscle tone that resembles a 2 year old girl. But like I said yesterday, it’s a tragedy to go to the gym when it’s still sunny outside. When it’s dark at 4:30 and 12 degrees all day in the Winter, you’re really going to regret having gone to the gym in the Summer instead of drinking outside. So who’s the chump now, Rock? Roasted.

(Previously in The Rock doesn’t skip leg day)