The Pussification of America Continues: Annapolis High School Making Kids Sign a Waiver Saying They Won't Grind at the Homecoming Dance

every guy’s reaction walking into the homecoming dance and seeing that your classmates have turned into complete sluts

CBS - Annapolis High School is cracking down on twerking, grinding and other provocative dance moves at school dances. This year it’s requiring students who plan to attend to sign, and have their parents sign, a “dance contract.” Monique Griego reports the contract is very clear. Students who don’t get it signed, won’t be allowed in. And if you break it, you’ll be kicked out of the dance. The contract makes things very clear: no grinding, intimate touching or dancing with your buttocks touching or in the air. If you don’t get it signed, you can’t attend. And if you break it, you’ll be removed from the dance. “Dances have become more provocative in recent years, and we’ve had some issues at schools frankly,” said Bob Mosier, Anne Arundel County Public Schools.

Just cancel the dance now. What’s even the point of throwing a couple hundred horned up teenagers in the same room if the guys cant get half chubbed rubbing on girls’ asses? That’s what high school is all about. Learning how to gain confidence to rub your cock against that sophomore in the gymnasium. It’s a right of passage. We all remember being a bright eyed, bushy tailed, semi erect freshman, dancing like we practiced with our biggest stuffed animal the night before. That first homecoming dance as a freshman was another step towards manhood. Precum like you read about. Having to peel your dick off your leg when you got home like it was an old band aid. Not this Footloose, Happy Days, Pleasantville bullshit. This is 2013, dancing is different now. There’s only one hand jive these kids are interested in, and it’s not a dance.