The Potomac Nationals Are Having An All American Weekend With Fireworks, The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase, And Blowing Up Justin Beeber Shit

P-Nats – The P-Nats start off the homestand celebrating America, and what’s more American than P-Nats baseball?! How about Apple Pie, Hot Dogs and Justin Bieber? Well, not Justin Bieber but we will be having a Bieber Demolition after the game! So bring any Justin Bieber items to the game that you wouldn’t mind us destroying and buy one GA or Reserved ticket, get one free! Finally, anyone that wears America-themed clothing will also be able to buy one GA or Reserved ticket and get one free!

Saturday night brings the Million Dollar Man to the Pfitz! Come meet WWE Hall-of-Famer Ted DiBiase, who will be signing autographs, taking pictures, throwing out the first pitch and challenging a fan to give out $10,000. In addition to DiBiase, Saturday’s festivities are full with live music, a giveaway and several post-game activities! Post-game activities start with fireworks!

I just red white and blue myself. What an All-American weekend indeed! Washington DC was already the most patriotic, most American, most bald eagle having, limousine riding, jet flying, kiss-stealing city in the nation, and now the P-Nats just turned it up to a million. Friday they are blowing up Beeber and giving away apple pies and hot dogs which is enough to have me standing at full mast and turning my pants into a bowl of chicken alfredo. And then the Million Dollar Man is showing up on Saturday! Oh my! Oh my! Terrorists are gonna be passing out left and right. The America is too much for them to handle.