The Other Racing Presidents Have Teamed Up Against Abe Lincoln and Have Founded a Faction To Destroy Him
Today was just the beginning Abe. Together, we race against injustice! pic.twitter.com/SHF0fVs9da
— William Howard Taft (@NatsBigChief27) May 20, 2014
Looks like the other racing presidents are sick and tired of Uncle Abe’s shit. They are not going to let him win. Slobberknocker city out there. And they fucking hurt Abe so bad, a human head came out his body.
Bah gawd, he’s broken in half!
The other presidents becoming the Shield can not bode well for Lincoln. Hounds of Justice at Nats Field? Oh my, oh my!
The Great Emancipators of Justice, we stay together to prevent another win by Abe! pic.twitter.com/ywhPzEC3LL
— William Howard Taft (@NatsBigChief27) May 20, 2014