The Newest Commercial With Ex College Stars/NFL Busts Features JaMarcus Russell

I’m not sure I’ll ever get tired of these commercials. You might recall the first one where I called a kangaroo a rabbit and compared Heath Shuler to JaMarcus Russell..well now he’s in the gang. Servin up some brats, dreaming of the good ol days at LSU. Not going to class, banging tiny white girls, and firing rockets down the field.

I wish he had that comeback. ESPN was showing him lifting weights and sweating bacon grease. It was great.

PS: Remember when Mel Kiper called him John Elway-like? Kiper legit has the easiest job in the world. Throw everything at the wall and it makes no difference if you’re right. Zero accountability. Not hating on him, he lives the dream.