The Much Needed Thursday Afternoon Redemption of Val Keil
Football is on so soon and everyone is jittering with anticipation. You’re not getting dick done at work anyway or paying attention in class, so let’s redeem this untimely death. I thought this one was a big time upset. I didn’t realize people were all that into Doutzen. She is a beaut for sure, but Val has everything Doutzen has but better. But the people, they spoke. And Val was somehow killed. So today, we redeem her, for the good of America.
