The Brewers Selling Doritos-Crusted Fried Taco Meat On a Stick Is Reason Enough To Travel To Milwaukee

BLS - Nachos are great, but they are a difficult item to eat on the go. And, if you’re anything like me, you need to consume your ballpark food the instant it’s placed in your hand. With nachos on a stick, that’s no longer a problem! The ‘Inside the Park Nachos’ are packed with taco meat and crusted with Doritos. That will be topped with cheese sauce and sour cream, and will be served with salsa. 

Consider my mind blown. Nachos on a stick. What a creation. This is what was created on that always-talked about 7th day. Fried nachos on a stick is up there in importance with sunlight and animals as necessities for life on Earth. How have we gone this long without eating deep fried, Doritos crusted taco meat? Our entire lives have been one big lie up until this point. And it’s so simple too. You take one of the most delicious foods ever and throw it on a stick. Everyone knows foods generally taste better when placed on a stick and deep fried…ok…maybe not taste better, but are more awesome. Like at a county fair, if you can buy something on a stick, you do it. Sure you might feel sick to your stomach a few bites in, but that’s the beauty of it. I’d be pissed if I wasn’t shitting out my intestines by the 7th inning stretch after washing a couple of those bad boys down with 8-15 miller lites.