The Madden Video Game Just Roasted Jerry Jones And Tony Romo

One of the best things about Twitter is when a completely random account comes out of the sky and roasts someone. When the stars aline and someone unloads a perfect boom roast. Sometimes it’s a public school twitter account shutting down some shit eating kid, and other times it’s an inanimate object like a video game shoving Tony Romo, Jerry Jones, and the Dallas Cowboys into a locker. And I love it. I love that Romo has failed time and time again as a QB. I love that the Cowboys have only won 2 playoff games since 1996. And I love that all their dumb fans who have never set foot in Dallas, Texas, or across the Mississippi are now being chirped by the Madden video game. Am I being petty as fuckkkkk? Absolutely! But don’t careeeee. When the Madden video game- the game that gave us Michael Vick running all over cats back in the day, that we all spent hours upon hours upon hours playing it – chirps Romo, I will have their back 1000% of the time.