The Guy Who Runs The Playground Pier Facebook Page Goes Crazy After Someone Stole Their Piano
Do not fuck with this guy’s nut. He will hunt you down and kill you. Somehow I don’t think he just talks tough on Twitter, he will stab you in the heart the second he gets a chance. Whoever stole these pianos better put them back or they’re in for a world of trouble. This guy is not playing around.
This is the way social media managers should be allowed to talk. Calling customers fat slobs and big pussies. Just telling it like it is, ya know? While companies are supposed to be PC and stick to the script, this guy changed the game and took to the Facebook comment section to be a commenter. I see nothing wrong with that. Facebook comment sections are already Hell on Earth, I see no reason the Playground Pier guy has to act like it’s sacred ground.
And best news yet, now that these Facebook comments are going viral, there’s a better chance someone might know something about these fucking pianos. Does it seem literally impossible to steal two pianos from Atlantic City where every square inch is under surveillance? Absolutely. But that’s the charm of the Playground Pier, I suppose. With guys like that running the Facebook page, anything is possible. Now go get a job, you fat slob.
