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The Anaheim Ducks Made a Really Bad "Ducks Reading Mean Tweets" Video...And Even Worse, The Mean Tweets Were All Fake

 

I saw this video when it came out and I hated it so much I couldn’t even hate-blog it. It was just so bad. And it turns out it’s even worse than I thought, because none of the Tweets were even real. They were made up tweets.

 

The Royal Half - But the biggest thing the Ducks social media team was able to put together was “Ducks Harsh Tweets.” Which is just like Jimmy Kimmel’s Mean Tweets segment. So let’s see what gold they were able to dig up on Twitter, where there are thousands of fans tweeting mean things about every player in the NHL. I’m sure they got the best ones!

 Weird that the Ducks social media team didn’t include the Twitter handles of any of the people who wrote those tweets. An oversight, I’m sure.

We want to give credit to those brave souls who tweets such horrendous thing about the Ducks players, so let’s breakdown all of the tweets and get to the bottom of this!

 

“My friends and I have come up with a new drinking game. During a Ducks broadcast, every time Ryan Getzlaf shoots a snot rocket, we take a shot. We’ll get drunk.”

 

For starters, this “tweet” about Ryan Getzlaf is 160 characters, which is 20 more than allowed in a tweet. Strange. But let’s see if we can find the origin.

 

You can click the link to read the full thing, but how ridiculous is that? They just made up really awful, not even mean tweets. half of them were compliments. Nothing even asking if they fuck corn, of if the corn fucks them.

 

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That’s probably the nicest thing anyone has ever said about anyone ever.

 

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OHHHHH BURNNNNNN

 

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Oh my God he’s dead! Put the JR soundclip behind it! He has a family!!

 

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This one actually made me laugh. Kinda brutal.

 

 

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