TGIFridays Is The Epitome Of Romance This Holiday Season, Will Fly Drones With Mistletoe Over Your Table To Help Break The Ice

 
BetaBeat - When a study revealed that 47 percent of Brits have never kissed under a mistletoe, it disturbed TGI Fridays’ UK branch so much that they’re taking it upon themselves to change it. This holiday season, select UK TGI Fridays restaurants will be releasing mistletoe drones in their dining rooms to encourage diners to kiss. “Everyone loves a good Christmas party, but we all know things can be a bit awkward until someone breaks the ice,” the company’s marketing manager Rachel Waller told The Daily Mail. The drones can fly at speeds up to 35mph and will hover eight feet above diners’ heads. “We wanted to see how we could make Christmas get-together in our restaurants even more entertaining,” Ms. Waller added. This has potential to be more fun for the restaurant than the diners. This initiative will bring about a seemingly endless influx of awkward moments, and one lucky employee will have to fly the drone — what fun that will be.

Wow! And here I was thinking that fine dining establishment couldn’t get much better, they pull this out of their hat. Endless apps, delicious food, the most cougarific bar from midnight-2 am, now drones flying mistletoe over your table to make sure you get laid. Is there anything TGIFridays doesn’t do for you? Doubt it. The only problem is if you are taking your lucky lady to Friday’s during the holiday season, you don’t really need any help getting laid as it is. It’s already in the books before dessert comes out. The only bad part of this is seeing all the other people kiss. Nobody wants to see that shit. Keep that PDA to yourself. Next thing you know Friday’s goes from a classy joint to a full out swingers club. And while that’s not really a problem, I’d prefer they keep it fancy.