Slappy The Mascot Getting Caught Jerking It To Bird Porn Is a Great, Great Commercial

That’s an awesome commercial. The Kalamazoo Wings just became my second favorite ECHL team (behind the South Carolina Sting Rays, of course). Having Slappy jerk off to exotic birds in the office and get caught is a hell of a way to promote the upcoming season. Nobody wants to see highlight clips from last year’s ECHL season. They knew exactly what they were doing with this commercial and executed it to perfection. Everyone who has ever worked in an office or cube can relate to Slappy. Just surfing the web, maybeeee looking at porn at work, and someone walks in and you are scrambling to click the little tiny “x” and you have no idea if they know what you were doing. Terrible poker face by Slappy though

…but because office work sucks, he does what we all do, and gets back to guessing that ass 4 seconds later

He even does a really weird move where he reaches out and touches the screen.

You do you, Slappy. You do you.

h/t puck daddy