Shout Out To Whoever Left Testudo Their Car (But You're Not Allowed To Take It Back)

Bruh someone left testudo their car pic.twitter.com/Gslv6SY2k9

— Jake Thole (@Jthole22) December 15, 2014

Look, rules are rules. You give to Testudo and you absolutely under no circumstances can take it back. Yesterday some guy was pretending he let his PS4 with Testudo, but he was just doing it for the RTs. Come on guys, you can’t make this all about yourself. So to whoever did this, remember that this is a sacrifice. It’s not an attention grabbing method and then you drive away after you tell everyone it’s your car. If so, you have to be expelled from Maryland. We’ll send you to WVU or something. And if you legit left your car there, automatic A’s on all your finals.