Run Free, Bulls Who Just Escaped A Slaughterhouse In Baltimore, Run Free!

Nothing like a little Friday morning running of the bulls to get you pumped up for the weekend. #FridaysAreForTheBulls, right? They have been contained, and not shot in public like last time this happened, as maybe the police know they can’t afford another controversy on their hands. We have Stringer Bull and his buddy escaping the slaughter house, out here searching for Pokemon in apartment complexes in West Baltimore.

I didn’t know they had slaughter houses in West Baltimore, I thought the only slaughter houses were the vacants where Lex was. Nonetheless, if these bulls have escaped the slaughterhouse, they 100% should be allowed to live. It’s like that big hole in Batman. If you can escape it, you’re free, you just have to know how to get out. I hope these bulls know that West Baltimore isn’t the safest neighborhood to hang out in, but if you just escaped your death, you probably feel invincible. Plus they just got out of a SLAUGHTERHOUSE (we don’t exactly mince words when it comes to that place), so it can’t be much worse. I’d suggest they think about getting out of the game and head to Pickles, the casino, or maybe the aquarium. All much safer places than West Baltimore.

You can see, the last time this happened in 2014, Cow Ripken Jr. was just strolling down the middle of the road, not the smartest idea, so that lead to him being shot and put down. These bulls were just hanging in an apartment complex, nice play to try and hide after the escape.

This may be my favorite Waze notification.