RG3 Tweeted "I Love You More Than Life" In Estonian To His Girlfriend Of 2 Months

RG3 has to be the most un-self aware person on the planet and I love it. Everything he does has to be a grand statement. Nothing about him can ever be normal, laid back, casual, nothing. Even in mini camp when he was throwing balls through windows to prove he was coachable, everything has to be a “thing” with him. Nothing can just be normal. So of course RG3, who is still married, is tweeting “I love you more than life” to his girlfriend of 2 months. He’s been fucking this FSU chick for a cup of coffee and already got her name tattooed on his arm

And is now tweeting about how much he loves her, in her native language. He’s every high school boy asking a girl to prom using quotes from Grey’s Anatomy. He’s every middle school relationship when the guy makes a mix tape of her favorite songs. But he’s actually a professional football player, which makes it all that much better. Never change, Robert. Please, never, ever change.

At least she’s hot though.