Reader Email: Subject- "solid MFK idea"

“do an MFK of the sexy teacher, the secretary and the maid…. i’m sure you can find numerous hot pics of each…. you’re welcome”

Well god damnit, why didn’t I think of that? Pay Smitty? Fuck that, pay this guy. The originality pouring out of that idea is overwhelming. Got dizzy for a moment thinking about it. The only problem is the “numerous” hot pics of each thing. I dunno man, have you seen the internet lately? Seems to be lacking in the hot secretary pictures. Not sure I can muster up the 3 needed for an MFK. And the cherry on top, ending the email with “you’re welcome”. Can’t even imagine how sore this guy’s arm is from the pats he just gave himself on the back. You been lifting? Nah bro, just submitted a solid MFK idea. A natural Will Hunting. Slide over Edison and Einstein, there’s a new sheriff in town.

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