Portnoy Needs a New Horse! The 5 Aces Nats Shirt is ON SALE NOW!

The Nats don’t have 1 ace, 2 aces, 3 aces, or even 4 aces. They are legitimately cheating and have 5 aces in the deck. This is the dopest shirt yet.

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Seriously, how is this even fair?

The answer is it’s not. Loaded deck. The 5 Aces. Season is starting soon. Get your shirt now!

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