Pascal Dupuis Nonchalantly Pulls Out A Couple Teeth Between Shifts

In case you haven’t heard, the baseball season is now over. So if you haven’t gotten on board for hockey season, giddy up! It’s hockey time, bitches! I’m a big hockey guy. It’s my one seed. Could not be happier that we are about to enter a time where we will have the NHL, NBA, and college basketball on TV every night. Erection city. College football and the NFL keeping us rock hard on weekends. Not sure it gets much better.

Even though I hate the Penguins, I am fair, and I respect that French-Canadian dipshit Dupuis just giving himself root canals on the bench. It’s moments like that which separate hockey from all the other sports. Pretty sure a soccer player would roll around on the ground for 15 minutes if they had a tooth hanging on for it’s life. Dupuis can play for my wall ball team any day.
 

PS: Is he calling out Johnny Dentist?

I cringe every time I watch him do that. It’s like you can feel it snapping out.