North Carolina's Public Policy Polling Asks The Questions That Matter

Wait sorry, come again?

You know the most shocking part of those results are? Only 8% don’t remember. Expected that number to be much higher. Think about it- how positive are you that you’ve never taken off your shirt and twisted it around your head just like a helicopter? Exactly. I want to say I haven’t…but can I be sure? It’s like when you wake up in the morning and there’s pizza on the coffee table. Say you threw the pizza away the night before- you would answer the “did you eat pizza last night?” question as a no. But in reality, you just didn’t remember because you blacked out. 15% is reasonable for “yes”, but 8% is just way too low for “no”.

And I’d love to meet the women who have done it

And hey, let’s make it a little bit racist on a Friday up in hereeeeee

Other results that interested me:

Chickfila still rules the chicken sandwich world

I love that 26% of people have some sort of hope

Ohhhh

Time to wipe out 9% of North Carolina

Actually, make that 33%

H/t whoever RT’d it onto my Twitter timeline this morning. Opened the link in a new tab and didn’t save the Tweet. My b.