Looks Like These People Had a Great Time At Yellowstone Over The Weekend

I’m sick of us being so scared of bears. We are at the top of the food chain, not them. We run shit. I don’t see bears building societies and flying spaceships to the moon. Humans do that. But then 1 bear and a few cubs get loose and we poop our pants? Fuck that. We need to take a stand and stop letting bears get the upper hand. They know they are in our heads so they can chase us and then go back to their little bear homes and laugh at us. (I would run, but hey, I’m no hero. I’d probably throw my mom on the ground as bait and then go pedal to the metal out of there).

So shout out to the people who were being wayyyyy too casual about bears chasing them down the road. At one point a bear was 5 inches away and a guy just snapped a pic and the bear didn’t do dick about it. In your face big dumb bear. Bears, beets, Battestar Galactica.