Kirk Cousins Just Sitting On A Mall Bench During The NFL Playoffs Might Be The Saddest Tweet Ever Posted Onto Twitter

This is the saddest picture ever posted onto Twitter. Some starving girl in Africa saw this and shed a tear and deleted the picture of her brother being eaten by a squirrel because she knew there was no point.

So many things make this so sad. The fact that no matter who you are or how much money you make, your wife or girlfriend is still going to drag you around the mall, and you’re still going to sit bored by yourself as she does god knows what for way too long inside of a dumb ass store. Doesn’t matter if you’re a cube monkey or NFL QB about to make 25 million a year, this is your life.

And then what makes it sadder is it’s during the NFL playoffs. So not only is he shopping with his wife, he just threw in the towel and decided perfume stores would be a better alternative than watching Atlanta vs Green Bay.

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And to top it all off, you know she’s pulling out his AmEx when it comes time to spend infinity dollars on perfume. And all he can do is sit there on a bench and wonder why Dustin Hopkins couldn’t make that chip shot in London.