Kendall Jenner Definitely Stole The Show Last Night

I don’t know what a Met Gala is, but I do know a bunch of babes showed up wearing as little as possible, each trying to steal the show. And I’ll be darned if Kendall didn’t steal it. Yes, more than Beyonce. Why? How? Because Beyonce is so 2000 and late. She does that type of thing to get people talking about her. To be like “oh la la, she has a child” (allegedly). I don’t buy that attention seeking hype. Kendall here showed up looking hot as fuck because that’s the only thing she knows in life. It’s not a game to her, it’s a lifestyle. If there is somewhere to be, Kendall is going to put her minxiest face on and side boob everyone else into outer space. She’s going to build her fortune on side boob and  I wouldn’t have it any other way.