"Judgmental Map" of Baltimore Is Pretty Spot On
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Usually can’t stand this kind of stuff, but this is a humorous and surprisingly accurate map. It’s Baltimore in a nutshell. Just frat boys, fat white ex-strippers with bi-racial kids, and dead bodies everywhere. Hits the nail on the head. Let’s take a closer look at the city that is Baltimore.
West Baltimore
This is EXACTLY how I picture West Baltimore. I can’t say I know for sure because I was told at a young age never to go there like it’s some sort of elephant graveyard, and the fact that I’m sitting here blogging today is a testament to that. But yeah. It’s the Wire.
Federal Hill
Fed Hill. Frat boys and kickball. Only because whoever made this map couldn’t spell bocce ball. Couldn’t be more spot on.
Northeast Baltimore
The phrase “I’m not racist, but…” above White Avenue is just perfect.
Baltimore/Baltimore County Line
Who could blame them?
East Baltimore
Ventured out here to try taco bell breakfast last month. Legit thought I drove straight into a 1995 rap video. Fairly sure they think the Patriots won the 2007 Super Bowl.
Fells Point
This is the one bone I have to pick. A swing and a miss if you will. Fells Point is home to the best restaurant and bar scene in the area. Yeah, so maybe you’ll come across a drunk bum asking for money to feed his pet pig here and there. But don’t lump the rest of us drunks in with that tomfoolery.
Canton
Michael Phelps is probably plowing a cheap whore at his bachelor pad in Canton as we speak.