I'm Not Sold On These Cap'n Crunch Berries Donut Holes Filled With Icing

Foodbeast - Taco Bell recently invited us over to their test kitchen to try a top-secret new dessert they plan to release. That said, here are our own photos of the new Cap’n Crunch Delights going into test immediately. Made with Cap’n Crunch Berries cereal and a warm, gooey milk icing, the Delights are the newest addition to Taco Bell’s dessert lineup.

Interesting stuff from the Bell right here. I’m intrigued but not sold on them. Because now I feel Taco Bell is just showing off. They are moving away from what they know works and moving into “let’s see how wacky we can be” territory. It makes me respect the traditionalists at McDonald’s that much more. And I feel McD’s knew this would happen. They sat and watched Taco Bell innovate breakfast. They sit and they watch Taco Bell add a new menu item every week. Taco Bell continues making money, McDonald’s has been in a bit of a slump. But now I’m thinking that might all turn around. Because finally I feel TB has gone to a place they don’t need to go. I don’t feel any need to buy these. Reminds me way too much of Van Wilder and the dog cum cannolis. I mean look at this fucking picture they use. Disgusting. And get a fucking hand model in there. Barf.

And once you have that visual in your mind, it’s over Johnny, it is over. Sometimes you just need a nice McMuffin. Traditional, American breakfast. No frills, just fake McDonald’s eggs and a hashbrown that will burn the roof of your mouth.

That being said, I’m sure they are delicious and will lead to a longer, healthier life.