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I Love Me a Good "Leaving Kids In A Locked Car" Story...Let's Try 3 Kids So The Mother Could Ride Rides At The Arizona State Fair

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B 911 - On Sunday, Oct. 18, at about 4:30 p.m., State Fair attendees reported to ADPS troopers, who work as security at the Arizona State Fair, that they had found three children locked in a car in the north State Fair parking lot. The fair goers said they thought they saw children in a car and after the storm had passed they went to the car and saw the children inside. ADPS troopers and paramedics went to the north parking lot and found the children locked in the car. Troopers were able to get a young girl inside the car to open the door. Inside, troopers found a six-year-old girl and two boys, ages 3 and 1. Paramedics took the children to an aid station in the fair for examination and treatment.  Troopers remained at the car. After a period of time a woman, Colleen Manuelito, 28, from Many Farms, Ariz. returned to the car. She was identified as the mother of the children that had been left in the car.

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I love me a good mother locks kids in the car story. For example:

Sometimes it’s a freezing car to attend a wine tasting.

Sometimes it’s to go drink in a bar for 4 hours.

Sometimes you have court for leaving your kids in a hot car and you drive to court and leave your kids outside in the hot car.

Sometimes you just gotta leave the kids in the 16 degree car to get your makeup done.

Sometimes all you want is to take your smokeshow girlfriend to a nice seafood dinner.

Sometimes you need to leave your kid in the car so you can drink in peace on Mother’s Day (I think that’s fair).

Sometimes you gotta go getcho gamble on at the Casino on New Years Eve

And finally, sometimes you need to go into the sex store and buy some dildos.

And this time, she simply wanted to go on the swings, ride a the log flume, and maybe win a gold fish at the carny table. You know how happy the kids would be if she came back with a gold fish and a stuffed animal? Over the moon. It’s just easier to do all that without 3 kids hanging around, shitting their pants, wasting your time. So it’s sort of 2 birds, 1 stone if you think about it.