Game. Set. Match. The Top Google Autocorrect for "Why is Maryland so..." is "Rich".

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— Amazing Maps (@Amazing_Maps) January 25, 2014

Hah, hold mah dick every other state! Maryland winning the world, as usual. Surrounded by a bunch of poors and borings and haunted folk while we sit in Maryland and swim around in swimming pools of money.

Now if we were going to give an actual answer as to why Maryland is so rich, it probably has something to do with how it’s the best state in the country with the best flag in the world. Wanna climb a mountain? Come to Maryland. Wanna swim in an ocean? Come to Maryland. Wanna join the Navy, get gay married, go to casinos, and be in the state that brought Good Charlotte Stacey Keibler into the world, come on down to Maryland. We’ll eat crabs, drink Natty Bohs, talk about fucking JJ Redick’s sister, and have an all around tremendous time. Money goes towards greatness. And that is your answer to “why is Maryland so rich?”
 
 
PS: I live in Virginia now. Strict? Maybe cause Virginia is the boss. The world pretty much revolves around Virginia if by Virginia we are including DC which I am for the sake of this post script.
 
 

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