Ezekiel Elliott Should Not Have Pulled Down A Woman's Shirt At A St. Patrick's Day Parade

I have a quick tip here for professional athletes (and really, everyone)- when you can do something stupid, or not do something stupid, err on the side of not doing something stupid. I think it’s a pretty easy rule to follow. For example, if you have the choice to drink and drive or not drink and drive, maybe dial up the Uber application on your phone. It’s a quick and easy way to get from Point A to Point B without getting a DUI. Everyone wins! And let’s say you’re in an elevator with your wife and a verbal dispute erupts. Well you could punch her…or you simply could not punch her. The latter seems like the best option there. And so let’s hypothetically say you’re at a St Patrick’s Day parade and you can expose a woman’s breast without her consent, maybe it’s best that you simply do not expose a woman’s breast without her consent. It’s little tricks of the trade like that which will keep all parties happy.

So looking to the future, let’s learn from this. Let’s not pull down women’s shirts, athlete, cube monkey, or anyone. It’s a bad and not a good look at all.

PS: Good to see the NFL came down hard on him.