Even If He Can't Do Dick at the Plate, Bryce Harper Made a Great Sportscenter Commercial

There are a lot of things to hate about ESPN. And I mean a lot. As far dislikable TV channels go, ESPN is the valedictorian, the pope, and the queen bee. But the one thing they do great is commercials. Not sure they’ve ever fallen flat in a sportscenter commercial, and there’s been millions of them, maybe even thousands. Harper’s first one hits the nail on the head. And PS, it’s not even that far out there for Harper to walk about wearing eye black. He for sure wears that in the bedroom and gets his chick all riled up.
 

Strasburg’s earlier this year was pretty good too.
 

And my favorite DC sports one, Ovi’s late night filings.