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Dodgeball Guy Goes For An Insane Move And Well, Now He's Dead

 

Anddddd he’s dead. Woof. Has to sting. Tried to be a hero with the superkick backflip move, and now he’s unlikely to ever walk again. Going to be drinking smoothies for the rest of his life and pooping into a bag. Poor guy. But it’s 100% his fault. That’s the price you pay for trying. The less you try, the less you can fail.

PS: Why was he trying to kick it? Or was he trying to jump over the ball? So many questions. So aggressive. Sure beats my “get picked last, stand in the back and throw the ball when someone isn’t looking” approach.