Definitely DO NOT Call Doug Martin The Muscle Hamster (Wink, Wink)

Oh Doug. Doug, Doug, Doug. You NEVER publicly say you don’t like a nickname. Now everyone knows he hates it, and welp, good luck ever shaking it. When I saw the NFL’s tweet originally, I was like “oh yea, totally forgot about that, kinda funny I guess”. Now that I know he hates it, and he keeps talking about it, it’s the only name I’ll ever be able to call him. I don’t even remember his real name. It’s just Muscle Hamster, running back for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.