By Definition, Can a Woman With a Kid Be The Sexiest Chick In The World?

Your boy KFC blogged this Julianne girl today. I previously called her the MILFiest MILF of all time. He took it a step further and called her the sexiest chick in the world. Now there is no denying that she is unbelievably attractive in ways I can’t even begin to imagine being. Like if you docked her 2 points, she’d still be in the top .01% of hottest chicks (under the age of 100, of course).

Now regardless of if it was hyperbole or not, that does not matter. Because here’s the question that came to my mind- by definition, can someone with a kid be the hottest person on the planet? Does the fact she has a kid ultimately mean that she is out of discussion for the hottest? There’s nothing hot about having a kid. A kid is an albatross. You meet someone at the bar and she’s a single mother, you check your watch and it’s “oh shit, I uhhh, I have something to do. Nice meeting ya!” But what if it’s this Julianne girl? You kinda have to make an exception for her. However, just like there are certain criteria you must meet to be President, the same should be true for titles of sexiest woman. You can’t be Canadian and be president. So the question remains the same: Can a single mother even qualify as the hottest chick on the planet?

Now before you vote, just remember, this is the same person:

Vote 1 for if she has a kid she might as well be a dude, Vote 10 for kids just loosen it up a bit, allllll aboardddddd

(756 votes, average: 9.19 out of 10)

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