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Brilliant Move For a Day Care Worker To Have An 8 Year Old Pee In A Cup To Help Her Son Pass A Drug Test

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Fox 8 – A day care worker is under fire after she allegedly made an 8-year-old boy pee in a cup so her son could pass a drug test, WBTV reports. The assistant director at New Beginnings Childcare in Rock Hill said her son had just been released from jail and needed a urine sample to get a job.

A police report said the woman woke the boy during nap time and told him to “go in the bathroom and pee in a medicine bottle.”

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Pretty brilliant move here. What good is running a day care if you aren’t exploiting the kids for your own benefit? My personal favorite is the baby fight club, of course. Just turning the kids against each other, having them fight for your own amusement. But using the 8 year olds to get clean urine for your son isn’t far behind. She sure as shit wasn’t going to be able to provide her son with a clean sample so she did the next logical thing and went to the nerdy 8 year old in the day care and got it from him. Just a shame you can’t trust 8 year olds with ANYTHING, because this is a genius money making scheme. Is it wrong to go to children to get clean piss? I say no. It’s simple supply and demand. If the 8 year old is too dumb to realize he has a hot commodity, that’s on him. Not the day care lady’s fault the little idiot doesn’t understand basic economics.