Slate - Blowfish, a “hangover cure” that promises relief after a night of heavy drinking, recently conducted a poll with AMP, a third-party research firm, to learn about people’s drinking habits across the U.S. The survey included 5,249 drinkers over the age of 21 from all 50 states and Washington, D.C. For the map below, participants from each state who said they preferred to drink beer chose their top brew from a list of 18 options (and could submit their own selection).
Even if only 18 beers were listed, I think it’s upset city all across America that Blue Moon is the new king of beers. When in the world did this happen? So now we have a beer served with fruit in it as the #1 choice for the land of the free and the home of the brave. But if we are in the trust tree, I love blue moon. I probably would have voted for it too but told my friends I voted bud heavy. There’s just something about a refreshing blue moon and that little orange wedge that really hits the spot the way other beers can’t. It’s kind of like how we know how delicious a mike’s hard lemonade is, but absolutely will never drink one because it is for gayballs only. Unless nobody is looking. What, I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?
And check out these rankings they give the area:
Maryland 50/51, Virginia 48/51, but DC 5/51. Mind is absolutely rattled. What does DC know that Maryland and Virginia don’t? What are they doing right that we are doing wrong? It’s embarrassing and as the newly appointed GM of the state, I need to do something about it. We need a veteran drinking presence in Baltimore. Someone to rally the troops when they don’t want to take another shot. I will trade two freshman smokes from Towson to DC for one veteran Georgetown smoke who drank herself from an 8 to a 6 and a smoke to be named later. Savvy GM moves like that will help us get out of the cellar.
blue moon is for women and the gays
Hey but go Terps right…
your about to be crucified get ready Nate
Zolo drinks wine coolers.
i butt chug nati”s, way cheaper and quicker
while stoolies were watching jerry springer as kids… nate was watching dragon tales….Stop The Reblog
related zollo drinks blue moon
nailing it with this one.
There’s no way this is correct. They claim the study is based on 5000+ people. All you have to do is see the sales figures for each beer. Blue Moon is no where near as popular as this.
I didn’t realize so many stoolies drank shitty beer.
Might as well pop-open a Zima.
this is so stupid.. they polled people what their favorite beer is? of course Id take one blue moon over one miller lite… but if im actually drinking ill take my 16 miller lites every day of the week and twice on football sundays
blue moon sucks
Darren Rovell came up with this poll.
I work at a bar in Boston and I will be the 1st to tell you Sam Adams is NOT out #1 beer. Sell more bud lights than anything else in a landslide victory. Couldn’t pay me to drink Sam Adams.
They asked Zollo to turn down his MacBook and take this alcohol survey.
Thank God Yuengling is coming to MA next year.
Why is Natty not on here?
Corona pulling off the 16 seed versus the number 1 seed upset over Colt 45 in Cali
Guess they interviewed 5000 women for this survey, real fair.
Blue Moon is better than the shit Fieteltits drinks.
blue moon is for freshman in college who dont like the taste of beer
the comments on these two blogs have been fire
man law: dont fruit the beer
Fuck you nate. please quit
Well as long as we’re in the trust tree I want to stick my gfs vibe in my ass just to see how it feels.
how is budweiser not dominating the south region?
100% chance Blue Moon paid for these results. Blue Moon sucks plus I never see anyone drinking it besides a few girls if they get beers at lunch.
If you want a beer that makes you feel like a homo there are better options than blue moon. And, Mike’s hard lemonade doesn’t taste good unless you enjoy pouring straight table sugar into your mouth. Both are made for 19 y-o girls who “like” to drink beer and are “really into” sports (aka soft 5s who think they can get guys to like them by lying about themselves). Blue moon isn’t bad, though.
How about Wisconsin with Miller Lite? mine as well be in Canada with that shit
shut the fuck uuuuuup, of course you reblogged this
@imtougherthanimtough, first off your username is awful, secondly The Brewers, who play in Wisconsin, have their stadium called Miller Park, what the fuck is so surprising?
Guiness is the best beer. That being said, 90% of what i drink is Whiskey.
WTF drink a real beer. Stone IPA, Sculpin IPA. Anyone that still orders a bud light is just a douch bag. ” can I get a bud light please” dick.
nj’s beer of choice is definately not sam adams… fuck boston
hey assholes, lighten up. nate just made me laugh for the first time <333
I prefer drinking jameson straight
I actually cracked up when Nate called himself GM. I dont hate you, Nate.
Blue Moon fucking sucks. It’s the flagship drink of retards who think that they’re drinking “premium beer” yet fail to realize the shit is made by Coors.
No chance in hell NJ’s beer of choice is Sam Adams. Sam Adams tastes like shit. Blue Moon, Shiner Box, Stella Artois, Yuengling any day of the week over Bud, Bud Light, Coors Light or a Miller Lite. I can’t believe people actually drink Coors Light. That is like drinking water. If you honestly can get drunk off of Coors Light then you are a pussy. Miller Lite or Bud Light are acceptable to tailgate or drink a large amount of but no one with any self respect drinks Coors Light.
“My favorite beer is the yeasty flavor of Blue Moon,
because it literally reminds me of going down on Renee.”
Nate – I would trade 1 solid UVA smoke for all the skanks in Towson and none of the creatures at UMD. Get it together bro.
Take a load off and grab a Molson
Need more people in VA to drink? Lock them in Clarendon Ballroom and make them talk to everyone there. They will drink themselves to death to escape.
jstrike, come meet me outside Spider Kelly’s tomorrow at 2:30. We need 1 more. We’re fighting Nate, 5 on 5. See you there.
I still don’t understand how we have a Stool in these shitty fucking states.
Virginia sucks because of the stupid fucking alcohol laws. They’re so fucking strict. I’m a college kid from STL and my beer runs usually come at 1 1:30 when the beers gone. Virginia they stop serving at 11:55, and you can’t even by licquor at gas stations and Walmart you have to go to some state store where they up charge the fuck out of you. 22 for a fifth of captain? It 12 bucks in Missouri at Walmart! Fuck Virginia and the government.
rconaghan, I don’t know what in the fuck you are talking about. You have to go to an ABC store to buy liquor (there is one every few miles), and you can buy beer at any gas station, super market, or wal mart type of store. 11:55? You’re outside of your mind. I’ve bounced in about 5 bars in VA, and I can tell you with 100% certainty that you’re just talking shit for the sake of talking shit.
I don’t know a single person in Illinois that drinks Sam Adams…
New Blogger Contends For the Title of Top Reblogger.
Oh by the way, you arent even close. KFC quadblogged something today. Undisputed champ.
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