Ashlyn Coray Could Contend For Queen Of The Hand Bra If She Posted More On Instagram

That is how you hand bra, folks. That’s how you do it. Unfortunately for us, nay, unfortunately for her, she only has posted 147 pictures in 2 years on Instagram. I don’t understand. Does she not want to be world famous? Does she not want to be a bazillionaire? Does she not want to be Queen of the Hand Bra? 147 pictures in 2 years! Here’s the plan: Step 1) Post more pics. Step 2) Be rich and famous. It’s the easiest thing in the world. Here are her only other hand bra pics:

She has all the tools in the world. On the 20-80 scouting scale, she’s a 75 right now. A blue chip prospect, all the tools to make it big, but not sure where her heart’s at. Does she want to be topple the hand bra game for the next 15 years? I’ll do my diligence to the American people and monitor this situation.
 

But while we’re here, might as well see what she’s missing out on by only posting 147 pics in 2 years. Yes, her. Not us. We are here to support her, not vice versa.